It was 12am, Halloween in New York and Spider-Man was fwipping around the city on his cheap fake wrist-web concoction. See, it’s his job to swing around and actually give no real protection to the city unless a villain attacks that’s on his appropriated villain list.
Deadpool was in his apartment, cleaning guns and staying alive.
But then, there was an explosion in the middle of the town.
It attracted Peter because he is like a spider and is attracted to light like a moth, okay.
But it didn’t attract Wade because at least he didn’t die.
Wade wanted to stay alive so he stayeded where he was, but Peter saved the day with his crimetastic super-web fwip fwip ultra technique. You’d think Spidey had more restriction or reserve but he does not. Not at all. Anyway, Spidey saved the day.
And Deadpool never met up with him, because they don’t see each other in the particular issue this was based on.
Stop shitting on Spideypool, thanks.
I really hate that I cry so easily.